close the gates

last night i slept for an incredible length of time. from 7:30 pm to 11 am.. let me add that up.. 15.5 hours i guess? ah well. it wasn't a total waste of time- i did get to ride down a gigantic water slide made of celery! seriously! why do fat men always set with their legs splayed apart? it's so.. ugh. this is an observation i made on the ttc. normal people usually sit with their legs crossed, or together. the fat dudes spread out as wide as they'll go. its absolutely indecent. i guess i might go to bluegrass night tonight? not sure though. dundundunnnnnn