they just hate me because i'm beautiful

i watched some bad tv today and nursed my ill health with the last of the food i have sitting around, i hate when i eat all the stuff that is easy and then nothing is left but food i have to cook, i dont know why i buy that kind of food at all, when i could just subsist on cereal and crackers and frozen waffles and other good things. wait isn't it friday night? aren't i supposed to be out clubbing or something? fuck! i totally forgot, well, there goes my popularity :(