best idea since magical mystery tour 2000

i was late for class today, by about an hour and a half. i blame society. it turned out ok though, all i missed was some slides, and i got my project in which is the important thing. it is an absolutely beautiful warm fall day today. and i am such a dork that i am inside writing about it on my computer instead of outside enjoying it. i will remedy that soon enough though. when i was walking home the greatest idea since magical mystery tour 2000 popped into my head. i was thinking about last year when this girl i lived with in residence had her purse stolen, and purse theiving in general, and how the theives must find all the weird crap people carry around in their purses. and as an art student, of course, the incredible possibilities of this dawned on me immediately. so my idea is, i take purses, and fill them with something really weird, like nails or cat food or headless barbies, and then leave them somewhere for someone to steal or find, and then they are totally weirded out and confused!!! its the best!! and like, the cat food purse could have a little p icture of a kitty on it, and then they open it up, and they're like, what the fuck! fucking cat food? or they want to find out whose it is so they can return it to the rightful owner, and they open it up and it is full of dirt and cherries, and theyre like, what the fuck? dirt and cherries?? i am confused!! even if i dont get to see their expressions or even know if anyone ever found it, it is still the greatest. just to know that you left a purse full dead bugs somewhere and maybe someone discovered it.

best idea EVER!!!!!!!