what if we wore our stripes in the sky?

yesterday i went with luca to ydessa hendles gallery. it was a pretty fun adventure. there was one piece that was a big plexiglass circle and inside of it were three telephones on a table, and you went in there and called somebody you know and it made a conference call with the people on the other phones. i called elizabeth and she told everyone a joke she made up about gay horses. it also recorded all the conversations. the next thing we saw was a movie projection in a big room, it was about a guy who is getting a ride to a strip club in hamilton. luca said he used to live near the strip club they were talking about. there was also a large room completely filled with old pictures of people with teddy bears, and a petrified dog, and there was a kneeling hitler in the annex of the room. there was another video thing that didnt give us anything but a headache. after that we went over to luca's apartment and he gave me some pants he had that he thought might fit me because they were too long for him. i tried them on later that night and they fit perfectly! they appear to be official grease pants from the 70's. i am into them. wearing them right now in fact. we then walked along queen street and stopped at friendly thai for some lunch/dinner. it was good. then we walked up spadina and stopped at the pet store at dragon city. we looked at the fish for a while, there were neat arrawanas and crazy looking water dogs (which are not fish of course but were very fun to look at). then i picked out a harness and leash for felix and i asked they guy if he thought they would work for a bunny. he told me stories about his bunny eating a fence and he'd be mad but the bunny is just so cute. he has an albino bunny too but it's a dwarf. he likes the way they hop. that is about all i managed to glean from his story as he had that engrish accent going on and i had some trouble understanding, especially since he was also laughing hysterically at the time. also while we were at the store there was some retarded gino getting all excited about the baby iguanas and he was on a cellphone with his housemate or girlfriend or mom or something and he was all begging to be allowed to get an iguana but anyways the conversation from his end was like "do we still have that little aquarium in the basement? i want to get an iguana!....no it won't get big for like four years... no they don't stink!,.. i'll keep it in my room... PLEEEeEEEEEASE... " etc. like dude what are you going to do with after it gets big, providing it survives that long under your inept ministrations? flush it down the toilet?? ugh.

last night mike and i went next door to the ferret and firkin and had some drinks and played some pool and talked about various things. it had been a long time since either of us has had much of anything to drink and we were somewhat intoxicated after that, we split a pitcher and each had another drink besides. so in our intoxicated condition we went to the grocery store, then we came home and smoked pot and had sex. he is at work now. the toilet has been malfunctioning, the other day i got the superintendant to come and unclog it but it seems to be stuck again and i'm embarrassed to have him fix it a second time. i must have been flushing babies down the toilet or something. so i think i will go to honest ed's and get a plunger of my own so i can deal with this sort of thing as it arises and also get a pan to make angel food cake in. i bought some crap called fructis styling milk at the drugstore because it was on sale and it makes all the frizzies go away from my hair. miracle worker! lately i kick ass at literati on yahoo. i think i have said all there is to say. oh wait. not only is shock rocket shaun getting married, so is kevin from femme fatale!