unicorn parade

i keep getting hits from people searching for lucy zillio because there are only three results and my diary is one of them. i hope this person searching for lucy zillio is not lucy zillio herself because i wrote that she made me want to kill myself. which is not exactly true. but she is annoying and retarded and does not belong on television.

here is an exchange between me and my cat:

me: achoo!!!

ashley: meow! (jumps out of my lap and stares at me in disgust)

me: achoo!

ashley: meow!

me:achoo!

ashley: meow!

me: meow?

ashley: meow ( leaves to go sit in the bathtub)